Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't deserve a penis
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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