he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize