We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Fuck appropriateness.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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