What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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