I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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