For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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