Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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