Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
NoShamevember. You game?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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