We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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