we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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