Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you win again, gameday.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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