What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
sex in a hospital.. check
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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