you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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