Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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