I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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