Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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