Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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