is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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