i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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