Fuck appropriateness.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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