put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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