Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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