Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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