She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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