Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How naked do you want me to be?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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