Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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