im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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