Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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