You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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