I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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