there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Text me some of your sweat
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize