...so i touched it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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