So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So squirting runs in the family.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
