When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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