Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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