I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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