I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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