i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Randomize
