haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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