are you still at the devil's house?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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