Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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