thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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