Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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