just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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