so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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