New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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