Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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