Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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