Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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