Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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