it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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