I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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