why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
and she was petting her beer can
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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