Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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