Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she pinky promised me she was 18
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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sex in a hospital.. check
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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